In case you’ve forgotten, only xenomorphs’ blood is acid, so everything is hunky-dory here. Except there is normally another smaller head in there somewhere.. 

Interspecial relations.

Don’t think I posted this before.

Look.  The whole point of this TV show was a) to be a sensible liberal sci-fi soap opera old western plus awesome space battle tactics, b) and to appease those of us with the need to rub our swollen clitorii on any ridged body part that is visible.

This includes of course Cardassians’ multiple ridges and conveniently placed Meshavar, the Vortas’ soft, sex-toy like ears, and of course, glorious indented Ferengi noses — not to mention the unique scalp seam of Bolians, or the scary-hot spinal ridges of the Klingons.

Don’t get me started on the ergonomic setup of a Bajoran nose ridge while tongue deep.

Anyways…man I wish Dukat would have made out with Weyoun.  Also Sisko, Major Kira, Damar, aaand Bashir—just to piss off Garak.

crayonadventures:

So, The Future is Queer (NSFW) asked for something futuristic and lovingly queer. I hope some sort of fish alien dude about to make out with a sentient military robot is queer enough.

There’s a lot to be said for subtext.

There’s a new noid here
And they’ve left me reeling
But I can explain this
Forboding feeling

You smile too much
I wish you’d get gone
You irritate me
You cute hu-mon

No matter what I do
I keep seeing your face
And if I can’t have you now
I’m gonna blow up this place

Cardassian
Mating habits
First I insult you
And then we hump like earth rabbits

Cardassians
We can’t resist it
You’re so innocent
And we’re so twisted

You stand too close
You smell too sweet
I want to bite you
From neck to feet

Let’s turn the lights down low
Let’s turn the heat up high
You’ll be my only one
Since you believe every lie

No matter what I do
I keep seeing your face
And if I can’t have you here
I’m gonna blow up this space….station

Cardassian
Mating habits
Next we fight
And then we hump like earth rabbits

Cardassians
We can’t resist it
You’re so innocent
And we’re so twisted

Your planet is a laugh
Your species’s just wussy
But that’s probably why
I love Terran pussy

Cardassian
Love poems
Ain’t so short
But we all know ‘em

Cardassian
Cardassian
Interspecial
Relations

Cardassian
Cardassian
Interspecial
Relations…