Sammy demanded that I post this, post it right now, on FuQS. So enjoy some Sagan/Tyson slash. It’s actually a picture of reddit, by HPLovecraft.
So Adventure Time recently did an episode where all the character’s genders were switched. It was kind of amazing — Fionna and Cake the cat instead of Finn and Jake the dog — and except for the fact that the entire storyline was about boyfriends and going on dates (though the saving moral was that boyfriends and going on dates were not what should fulfill a person’s happiness (and that it was being true to yourself is most important (it should be noticed that Fionna, while a girl, is still just…Finn the girl, who loves swords and fighting and loves the Bubblegum Prince
ss (though I don’t know how to explain a genderspecies change for Cake but as a cat lover I cannot say I do not love her as much as I love Jake (who has also seemed to be pretty queer-friendly, at least when it comes to snails))))), it was a pretty awesome little vignette and now I want…more of it?
Watching the earth from space is the future. And guess what? The whole planet is surrounded by a rainbow.
Sammy still frequents the oft misunderstood blogging tool known as ~the livejournal~ and in it, follows several communities of mention. Already mentioned has been randompictures, some kind of primitive tumblr grandfather, where people just post stacks of pictures. In this case, a lovely queer lady has posted an enormous smorgasbord of dykery that I recommend all y’alls look at. Plus, all the comments were good except one, and that guy got douche-slapped so hard that rainbows may have come out of my nose a lil bit…
 Also the image was removed because of the graphic content of the icon but — the post has spread into a beautiful butterfly of drama anyway that you can see for yourself if you mosey on over.
So as many of you don’t know or give any cares, I still use the barbaric blog tool known as LiveJournal to fulfill many of the holes in my soul that can only be filled with fandom and a rate of random pictures higher to tumblr’s own (though there is definitely a lot of crossover). Occasionally, a huge post is made in my favorite community, RandomPictures. In this case, it was to showcase the art of Luis Royo, who appears to have the early flavor-style of Frank Frizetta. See the entire post here.
At first, as you scroll by, you think, these are very appealing figures. But then the more you look, you think, wow, all of these girls have the same face, body, and hair (besides the one or two blonde ones). And then you think, BOY, all of these copies of the same girl fucking each other sure seem not to know how to have sex with each other. And then you wonder, how did that one girl get deeply running mascara — something that …would probably mostly only really happen if you cried or gagged on something LIKE A GIANT PENIS — while licking her own pussy. Excuse me, while licking the pussy of another girl who looks exactly like her, making the same fucking duckface.
If there is one thing in this world I don’t like about how “chill” people (read: men) are with gay women, it’s the fetishization that goes into bullshit like this. Lesbians are hot people who do hot things, this I know as a dyke! But seriously? As Trina put it, the world’s most unexciting fingering doesn’t do much for me.
But really, the best part about that post is when a commenter slides in and says “This is pretty unappealing.” and the community sweeps down in on them because they must hate sex.
I don’t hate sex. But there aren’t many things on this world that gross me out more than fake-lesbians-made-for-men’s-enjoyment. #just.sayin.
This chick is cute as fuck.